My Dad Thought He Could Fix Anything With Duct Tape
Dad proudly held up a roll of duct tape. “This,” he said, “can fix absolutely anything.” Mom smiled. “Really?” “Absolutely.” When the TV remote stopped working, Dad wrapped it in duct tape. “It looks stronger already.” “It still doesn’t work,” Mom said. “It’s emotionally stronger.” Later, a kitchen chair started wobbling. Dad wrapped tape around…